BEWARE OF THE PHOUKA.  DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?  PHOUKA ARE THE DEADLIEST FAIREY...  DON'T FUCK WITH A PHOUKA.  THE PHOUKA WILL KILL YOU.  THE LIVING ROOM IS NO PLACE TO DIE... THEY'LL COME UP ON YOU OUT OF THE BLUE.  - LIKE RAIN FROM A CLOUDLESS SKY, OR LIGHTNING FROM A WHITE CLOUD.  YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT YOU...  SOMETIMES THEY'RE POLYDACTYL.  OR EVEN POLYTHELIAC...  THEY'RE MORE PURSUASIVE THAN THE BRONSKY TREATMENT.  YOU WILL DO WHAT THE PHOUKA SAYS - AND IT WON'T TELL YOU MORE THAN ONCE...  

WHAT'S THE MATTER?  NEVER MIND.

WHAT'S MIND?  IT DOESN'T MATTER.